It’s tough finding a job in these hard times. How about trying your hand at psychiatry? I don’t mean psychology; I’m talking about predicting the future.
The psychic business is up, and the topic is money.
So it looks like now’s the perfect time to open your own business charging people $10 to tell them the economy is in a slump.
"I don't think really the economy is gonna pick up for another two years," says Sherry Starr, a psychic whose business has gone up 50% since September.
But don’t worry. Starr offers some helpful advice that you can’t get from your friends and family:
"What about a job change? A job change is in your cycle right now."
and
"I see more success for you. More changes.”
Paula Whittle, one of Starr’s customers says the reading will have a positive effect on her economic decisions: "I will probably be more cautious with my spending the rest of the year."
I see...a waste of $10.
(Image: The Love Psychic.)
Saturday, March 28, 2009
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Try 50 - my friend Jenny is obsessed with psychics and goes all the time. I was shocked when she told me a cheap psychic is 50 dollars; she normally pays 75
ReplyDeleteWow! Those psychics better know everything for that price.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was in Toronto with my friend and he just decided to have his palm read. It cost $20 and everything turned out to be wrong.
I guess it depends on the psychic...